1. Having 4 ounces of newly swallowed formula come right at me - all over my shirt, pants and face.
2. Getting peed on - now it is almost funny when it happens.
3. Explosive poop bombs while changing Jude. You have to get fast at these changes!! Takes practice!
4. Burps in my ear - I find it kinda cute now!
5. Dinner converstations with my husband that include poop, pee and farts.
Oh the world we live in.
Parenthood - I LOVE IT!